Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.
Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 Girl Friends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song:
“O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya.”

How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,
Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD..

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.